Toilet Paper Crisis: Wipe
Away Those Fears
By Johnny Welsh
What happens when the world runs out of TP?
This cheeky and clever guide dives into the great toilet paper panic with humor, heart, and a touch of genius. Packed with laugh-out-loud ideas, “bottom-up” self-care tips, and even a practical 20-page how-to-wipe bonus — Toilet Paper Crisis is your go-to survival manual for when the rolls run low.
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About the Book
Toilet Paper Crisis is a raw, witty, and honest reflection of life during uncertain times—told through a lens that's equal parts humor and humanity. Blending personal narratives, cultural snapshots, and sharp observations, this book unrolls the absurdity and irony of a world suddenly obsessed with a household essential. Whether it's a commentary on survival, societal panic, or simply the strange ways people cope, Toilet Paper Crisis captures a moment in history where the mundane became monumental.
A reminder that even in chaos, we find stories worth telling—one square at a time.
What Readers Are Saying
★★★★★
Virginia
Seriously funny yet twisted! I had to reread some parts to make sure I read it right! Still laughing and sharing with friends and family. I’m definitely buying this book for stocking stuffers.
Meet the Author
Johnny Welsh brings stories to life with a witty, observational style shaped by years behind the bar. As a professional bartender in Colorado’s famous ski country, he's had a front-row seat to countless conversations, confessions, and quirks of human nature. These moments fuel his writing—offbeat, insightful, and often laugh-out-loud funny.
With a knack for turning everyday experiences into entertaining reads, Johnny blends humor with genuine storytelling in his books, offering readers both a good laugh and a fresh perspective on modern life.
