Toilet Paper Crisis

Gather ‘round all you panic wipers, fear poopers, and scarcity mongers. No need to panic and horde rolls of TP. Here is the answer to all your ass-care needs during a crisis.

No shit.

This mini-book will make you smile when you need it most.

Over twenty innovative ways to clean your ass without toilet paper in the event that you tragically run out.



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